Sunday, May 15, 2011

Dear Man child.
Congratulations on your newly acquired age.
Here are some driving tips not included in the Utah State booklet, which I believe will help you immensely.

1. When you go to the DMV to get your permit and they give you an eye test; the red dot you are supposed to be looking for are either to the left or right, not straight in front of you. Learn from my mistakes.
2. The speed limit on Timpview is 25 and the speed limit on Canyon is 35. You pick.
3. Eyes on the road, not on the zoobie couples kissing on the sidewalk.
4. There is a hidden stop sign in coming to the light by Zupas. Although this may not seem entirely important, mom seems to think so.
5. And lastly, but also most important, don't ever try to drive in high heels.

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