Infected with the plague . . .

or something similar.
I'm pretty sure I've been asleep more hours than I've been awake the past two days. I accomplished absolutely nothing out of the
!two debate papers
!one conference paper
!schemes and tropes project
!math homework
that I was going to do. Plus, my grammar seems to have been effected. And, what adds insult to injury . . . its been snowing like crazy and tomorrow I was going to ski.

Well, I HAVE been complaining of sleep deprivation for the last five months :)

Happy Singles Awareness Day!

Best things about Valentines
! Chocolates
! sugar cookies
! Pink (the color)
! Being single (which sounds weird, but it's nice to not have any past relationships messing up the spirit of the holiday)
! flowers
! two pizza's instead of one (they couldn't get the heart shape right apparently)
! doorbell ditching cookies

I don't actually mind the cold . . .

but who wouldn't rather be here?

I have eaten

the plums

that were in

the icebox

and which

you were probably

saving for breakfast

forgive me

they were delicious

so sweet

and so cold

-William Carlos Williams

today I ate a doughnut. and it was yummy.

Debate Quotes!

Since our regular season is over, and all that is left is region and state, I thought I ought to post these hilarious quotes said by people who were so brain fried they couldn't really think. Enjoy, if you are fortunate(or unfortunate) enough to understand them.

"I try to be nice . . . but then I get high off of happiness" Diane

" I have far superior moral standards - at the age of two I could speak four words in French, two words in Spanish, and one hundred and eighty nine in English! " ?!?!?!? Taylor Sorenson

"Your child owes me his existence . . . and I have a card to back that up" Hannah Harper

"This is like an oversized whale - we're going to hit something." Marina Hudgens

"He scared the dang criterion out of me!" Hannah Harper

"Oh good, an inspirational message to make me throw up in my mouth!"

Hypothetical Judge:Where's your opponent? Me:Unconscious outside, I knocked him out with a door as an example of things affecting the public health.

Diane:Are they selling any food? Me: Yeah, pizza and drinks I think. Diane: Insurance?!?!?!

"We need a funny topic. My brain right now, thats a funny topic." Hannah: What brain?

"Look it's Zoe the centire!" (Apparently this is a mix between a centaur and a vampire. Don't ask me, I don't even know)

"Do you have a paradigm? Blonde hair. Oh, ok (pulls on wig) "

Taylor Sorenson

Dear Beloved Father,

Please come home from Rome because I miss you. Also, I miss your shiny laptop that has the netflix thingy on it. Which contains the movie I'm watching for my Global Citizens Project. Your computer also loads faster than a snail. Heck, life shouldn't take this long to load. I suppose I'll click "Publish Post" now, because I do want to be in bed by 9:00.