Dear Man child.
Congratulations on your newly acquired age.
Here are some driving tips not included in the Utah State booklet, which I believe will help you immensely.
1. When you go to the DMV to get your permit and they give you an eye test; the red dot you are supposed to be looking for are either to the left or right, not straight in front of you. Learn from my mistakes.
2. The speed limit on Timpview is 25 and the speed limit on Canyon is 35. You pick.
3. Eyes on the road, not on the zoobie couples kissing on the sidewalk.
4. There is a hidden stop sign in coming to the light by Zupas. Although this may not seem entirely important, mom seems to think so.
5. And lastly, but also most important, don't ever try to drive in high heels.
Sunday, May 15, 2011
Wednesday, May 4, 2011
Kittens in the school bathroom
Yesterday during AP world I pushed open the door of the bathroom to find a wobbly kitten crawling across the floor. I couldn't decide if I was asleep or losing my mind. This experience continually got stranger as a girl picked up the kitten and stuffed it into her backpack. She smiled at me (the girl, not the kitten) zipped up the backpack, and sauntered out. Meow. Then, while I was outside enjoying the sun, I saw the same girl, playing with multiple kittens in the grass. Apparently Mrs. Bowers also found a tiny, poor, lost cat and was taking care of it. So beware. Kittens in backpacks aren't as rare as one would initially think.
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