Debate Quotes!

Since our regular season is over, and all that is left is region and state, I thought I ought to post these hilarious quotes said by people who were so brain fried they couldn't really think. Enjoy, if you are fortunate(or unfortunate) enough to understand them.

"I try to be nice . . . but then I get high off of happiness" Diane

" I have far superior moral standards - at the age of two I could speak four words in French, two words in Spanish, and one hundred and eighty nine in English! " ?!?!?!? Taylor Sorenson

"Your child owes me his existence . . . and I have a card to back that up" Hannah Harper

"This is like an oversized whale - we're going to hit something." Marina Hudgens

"He scared the dang criterion out of me!" Hannah Harper

"Oh good, an inspirational message to make me throw up in my mouth!"

Hypothetical Judge:Where's your opponent? Me:Unconscious outside, I knocked him out with a door as an example of things affecting the public health.

Diane:Are they selling any food? Me: Yeah, pizza and drinks I think. Diane: Insurance?!?!?!

"We need a funny topic. My brain right now, thats a funny topic." Hannah: What brain?

"Look it's Zoe the centire!" (Apparently this is a mix between a centaur and a vampire. Don't ask me, I don't even know)

"Do you have a paradigm? Blonde hair. Oh, ok (pulls on wig) "

Taylor Sorenson